Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Jessica, for the Love of Ray J Please Clean Up Ya Bookshelf

Could Jessica Crawford's 49th District State Senate campaign possibly be as disorganized as the bookshelf behind her? In her web videos I can't take my eyes off Webster's dictionary up top, the green thesaurus, a skinny biology text, and another half dozen used books scrambled horizontally and vertically, in an cluster mess of a shelf.

When I look at these videos come from the campaign I keep asking myself whether Jessica is trying to prove to me that she knows how to read or whether the whole display is made to look like the Mesozoic age on purpose. But alas, I keep coming to the same conclusion -- if Jessica Crawford organizes her campaign like her bookshelf, it is a safe bet that she is going to have a tough time at winning the nomination. As Mayor Graham would say, "the optics aren't good here."

In other Crawford news, word was leaked that the candidate was in our nation's capital visiting with her US Senate Offices. An aide from Senator Schumer's office e-mailed me to say that a close friend in the office took a private meeting and greeted Ms. Crawford and her small group from Central New York yesterday afternoon. The young staffer suggested that she didn't think Jessica was smart enough to try and pull a Scozzafava in the 49th district, but then again you never know. My readers like when I use Scozzafava as a verb, but I will withhold that kind of language until we find out more about the candidate. But for the love of Ray-Jay please clean up ya bookshelves.

17 comments:

  1. Hilarious, Buggs! Do you think you may be able to interview any of the three prospective SD 49 candidates?

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  2. You are way too anal if you are losing sleep over this Jefferson County native's book shelf !

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  3. Come on Jeff, take it easy on Buggs. The rabbit is just providing us with a little humor. The poll shows that most people think Jessica should clean her bookshelf (presumably before she tries to fix the NYS budget).

    Also heard that the Mayor of East Syracuse was getting into the race. Anyone know anything about that?

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  4. 7:12, yes, Dan Liedka has announced. Along with Jessica Crawford and Andrew Russo, that makes three contenders for SD 49.

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  5. Hey jealous moron, if complaining about a bookshelf is the only complaint you have..... sounds like a GREAT candidate!!!! Grow up Booger/ buggy?? Your article shows your stupidity!!!!!

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  6. Who cares about her bookshelf, I think it shows that she actually USES the books instead of just using them as a decoration. I graduated with Jess, she's always been an amazing, classy person and deserves respect. Jess, you have my vote girl!

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  7. As someone who grew up next door across the street from Jessica Crawford and her family, I truly wish her the best. Jessica, you know who I am *Mark H in Colorado*

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  8. I'm so sick off all this BS.
    There all a bunch of liers From the bottom all the way to the TOP

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  9. She looks and sounds incredibly unorganized. I don't want her anywhere near a position of power in the Senate. And why is she meeting with the liberals in Washington?

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  10. I've known her family for over 30 years, she comes from a very disorgainzed, disfunctional, dishonest background! Alot of disses, she should get a job in dusting and organizing book shelves.

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  12. Well maybe it's not her bookcase. It was shot in too tight a corner, that's for sure. If ya run for office, use a flag in all your media.

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  13. Poor Jess....terrible review!!!!

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  15. If treating people with disrespect and humility as a youth is any indication of the amount of votes she will receive, then she should drop out now.

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  17. I thought she might have grown out of arrogant and self-absorbed since high school, but I guess not. By the way, that is Jessica's 10th grade Biology Regents Review book behind her. - Embarrassing!!

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